"Round about the cauldron go;
In the poisoned entrails throw
Toad, that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Swelt'red venom, sleeping got,
Boil thou first i'th'charmed pot
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blindworm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing-
For a charm of pow'rful trouble
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,
Witch's mummy, maw and gulf
Of the ravined salt-sea shark,
Root of hemlock digged i'th'dark,
Liver of blaspheming Jew,
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Slivered in the moon's eclipse,
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips,
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-delivered by a drab
Make the gruel thick and slab
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron
For th'ingredience of our cauldron.
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good."
Ha Ha.  You thought it was Harry Potter didn't you?  It's
not.  It's MacBeth.  Remember MacBeth, from junior English
class?  We were into witches way before the rest of the
world.   Did you know that MacBeth had a quiddich team?
Hey remember the Rudolph haunted
house.   
Judy, you probably should have
worn a
diaper,ya hey?  Did the fellow
outside the car have a
hook where his
hand was supposed to be? "Heh, heh,
heh, only the
Shadow knows."
But he's not talking.  Ya hey!
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